Apparently, my neighbour likes to play with his dick through his sweats while smoking on the patio.

I could have done without the mental scarring, you classy fucker.

Like, seriously, ouch. The skin of my right thumb is peeling off and seeping and it's yucky and it hurts ( Read more... )

I am twenty-six fucking years old and I literally just discovered that I have dimples.

Two questions.

a) What does that say about my relationship with mirrors and body image in general?

b) How the fuck is this my even life?

Bond/Buffy crossover, starring James Bond and Buffy Summers in a BtVS CIA!AU? Anyone? Because I think I'm doing it and it might either be glorious or a complete disaster ( Read more... )

I fucked up at work today ( Read more... )

Holy clean-up, Batman ( Read more... )

Wishlist update tomorrow. Twelve hour day and major fubar today.

( Everything under the cut because you don't wanna be spoiled for this. )

Okay, so, remember how, months ago I started a summer project tag and nothing ever really came of it, because I spent most of the summer writing and being a grown up?

I did finish one thing, and my mobile finally relinquished it's cruel hold on the pics.

( I made a crochet blanket and it's really kind of awesome. )

I'm watching Skyfall for the second time in two days ( Read more... )